disappointment and lost soles..

Yo yo yo! =)

Unfortunately, I will not be posting my plan of attack until tomorrow. =( I'm stuck with a 16 hour shift today and slept in late, so I didn't have time to take pictures of the awesome goodies that will help with my progress. I'm apologize for procrastinating, but I should have time tomorrow to at least snap some shots and give you the juice before I head to work, but for now, I just wanted to take some time and talk about something random.

Here goes..

Last night, I came across this news story that happened in Miami, FL that I just HAD to write about. Apparently, some douche bag dumped thousands of pairs of shoes on the Palmetto expressway early Friday morning, causing innocent Floridians extra stress and delays to the already tense morning commute. Now, many of those who know me, know that I consider myself a shoe aficionado, and that I don't enjoy wearing shoes after they've been worn down; but wow, I wouldn't drive down the interstate and toss them on the shoulder in hopes that eventual roadkill would pick them up and put them to good use! That's what Goodwill and the Salvation Army are here for! After reading that story, I couldn't help but to think what race the idiot was, and after a process of elimination, I narrowed it down to two; either Caucasian or Hispanic.
"Wow, that's wrong of you, but how did you come up with that?"
Simple. I didn't see a pair of Nike's, so I knew the African-American community was out of the picture. Plus, have you seen how old some of the kicks that are still being rocked? As I walked through the city the other day, I saw some busted Kobe's back from middle school and no, they weren't retro; they were butt ass ugly to say the least. And as for Asians, well, c'mon, we'd re-sole and reupholster the relics with the spare leather our grandmothers just wouldn't throw away that was stored under the empty christmas tree box (it's empty because it's up year round) and repeat the cycle till we feel it's out of style (which is an eternity with some of the asian families out there). Pacific Islanders? Well, honestly, they're very "jew" like when it comes to saving stuff so they would fall under the Asian catagory. Now, why Caucasian you ask? Frankly, I have no idea. I just find it nice to stick it to the "man" every now and again. And how about Hispanics? Haha, tell me something, what race did you originally think the jack ass was? Precisely. =)

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Alrighty, I think I've killed enough time. Comment and let me know what you think of the story! =)

Till later!